Funny quotes this Week

I don’t usually pay attention to my husband much of the time.

Juror number 872 in the Aurora Theater trial explaining why she didn’t inform the trial judge about a tweet concerning the case she read from her husband.  Full story at Denver Post.

I had to smoke one, you know?

Rapper Rick Ross explaining what lead to his arrest for a traffic violation and possession of marijuana.  For some reason, he thought it would be a good idea to squirt something at the reporter covering the story as well.

For their own good, vegetarians should never be allowed near fine beers and ales. It will only make them loud and belligerent, and they lack the physical strength and aggressive nature to back up any drunken assertions.

Anthony Bourdain.  Eleven more great quotes from the man with a job I envy.