Of all the #badluck

Its that time of year again.  Regardless of whether you call it Halloween, All Hallows Eve, All Saints Eve, a Harvest Festival or whatever, your neighborhood is about to be flooded with younguns in costumes looking for a sugar fix.  Needless to say, many of them are all jacked up on Mountain Dew and will jump on you like a spider monkey so be careful.

If you encounter any little costumed goblins and for some reason become frightened, don’t just start shooting.  Apparently an idiot in Pennsylvania failed to identify his target and shot a young relative wearing a costume and hat that looked like a skunk.  How in the world this could happen is a mystery to me.  I was surprised to see alcohol wasn’t involved.  The shooter must have previously suffered from a bad skunk experience.

In any event, the CDC offers the following tips to stay safe while trick or treating.

Advertisements

About randywallace
I am a husband, father, attorney, outdoorsman and cook.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: