Of all the #badluck
October 23, 2012 Leave a comment
Its that time of year again. Regardless of whether you call it Halloween, All Hallows Eve, All Saints Eve, a Harvest Festival or whatever, your neighborhood is about to be flooded with younguns in costumes looking for a sugar fix. Needless to say, many of them are all jacked up on Mountain Dew and will jump on you like a spider monkey so be careful.
If you encounter any little costumed goblins and for some reason become frightened, don’t just start shooting. Apparently an idiot in Pennsylvania failed to identify his target and shot a young relative wearing a costume and hat that looked like a skunk. How in the world this could happen is a mystery to me. I was surprised to see alcohol wasn’t involved. The shooter must have previously suffered from a bad skunk experience.
In any event, the CDC offers the following tips to stay safe while trick or treating.